El Sombrero

A man fell into the ocean. The water was blue and green. It was the beginning of winter. Luckily, he wore a giant sombrero. He jumped into the sombrero and floated along the shore. The inside of the sombrero was warm and leathered. The clouds spelled out the word: ocean.

Inevitably, the sombrero landed ashore and the man stepped onto the cool sand. As the moon rose, he sang a ranchera; he was very happy. He walked home beneath the moonlight, but left the sombrero behind. It was ruined from the water, but it had saved his life.